Straight to Experiments!

Mujhe akhele darr lagtha hai” cried the heroine on the soap. I had come down to watch some cricket but I saw that the TV had already been taken over by the 3 ladies of the family. My wife, my mom & my sister. I could hear one of them saying “Poor Kushi” Apparently Kushi was no longer kush. For some reason she was now Dukhi . And that made all the women watching rookhi sookhi.I gave them the same dirty look they give me when I watch WWE & left them to themselves.

I went to my study & opened two of my favourite sites , Twitter & Indiblogger & saw that Sunsilk had come out with a brand new contest. It’s always exciting to see a new contest & I’m game for it most of the times though I’ve had very little to show for it in terms of results. I at once became alert, like how a lizard becomes alert when a mosquito is nearby( Wasn’t that a gross example?) If you this example is weird, wait & watch out for the ones that are coming.  But I was immediately  disappointed when I saw what the contest was about! “SUNSILK STRAIGHT HAIR” How the hell am I supposed to enter this contest when my hair is not more than a cm long. They said use the product & blog about it. I most certainly couldn’t be the best judge of it. It’s like polishing a stone(I don’t know if this is even an example)

Just then my wife came upstairs , she seemed happy, apparently some guy Arnav was not leaving the show. I didn’t really care. When I looked at her long beautiful hair I just realised that I could still enter the contest with her help. But I’d have to tread the surface gently like doing a tight rope walk 100 feet in the air.  “How was the serial baby” I asked. She looked at me with the strangest expression and said “Since when do you care about the serial?” I said “No really, I want to watch it too with you”. I don’t know how she got excited all of a sudden & she at once began telling me all the plot & characters & stuff about the show.

I didn’t hear a single thing. She was telling me something about Arnav having a najayaz aulaat. In my mind I was scripting my blog. Finally after 45 minutes she stopped talking & I realised that she was done. I wondered what happened to the najayz aulaat. Damn! Should’ve paid more attention.Then I just finally gently told her “Baby you want to try a new hair product?” Before I could finish it she said  a firm “NO” .My face fell, I asked her “why not?”. She said “I don’t want to experiment with new stuff & ruin my hair”. “Its Sunsilk” I said as if to impress her with the brand. “But I already use Sunsilk & Im happy with it. I don’t want to ruin my hair with experiments” She does beautiful hair I must admit. But I had to convince her somehow. Then she turned back & ask me how come I, a faithful soap user was advocating this to her. I told her it was for the contest. “You want to experiment with my hair, just for a contest?” My mind said “Yes” but the words that came out of my mouth were “No, No…. This is not an experiment. This is a great product”.  To impress her with my research I told her  “Sunsilk expert Yuko Yamashita has co-created Sunsilk Perfect Straight, the ideal shampoo for straight hair every day. Its breakthrough Straight-Lock technology to actively control and hold every strand perfectly aligned as it dries. It penetrates deep within the hair fibre, reducing frizz and straightening strands, keeping them fully aligned as they dry. You can experience unbeatably straight hair that is shiny, smooth and gorgeous, right from the shower”.I told her “Then use it yourself & enter the contest” she said & walked off in a huff

So next day to make up for the disaster of the previous evening I sat with the 3 women & watched Kushi & Arnav & their weird romance. WHAT THE…. No, that’s what Arnav said, not me. I could see my wife looking at me through the corner of her eye & smiling lightly. She seemed happy that I was actually watching the show & that she could discuss it with me. “I think Kushi uses New Sunsilk” I said. Mom looked at me strangely, my sister looked at me as if I had suffered an head injury lately, my wife ignored my comment. But not one of them said anything.So much for being subtle!

I continued to indirectly convince my wife to use the new shampoo in the coming days but to no avail. And the day came when the free sample of “New Sunsilk” arrived in its shiny new purple bottle (Though I must admit I have no idea about how the older sunsilk bottles looked) Now I have a sample of the product & frankly speaking didn’t know what to do about it. “Should I just use it & bluff about the whole thing?” I thought to myself. I decided to sleep over the thought & take it into the next day.

Men will be men” they say. And trust me there is a reason for it. Because when I finally realised that hook wasn’t gonna work, I decided to turn into a crook So I hit the master plan. I decided to secretly empty her shampoo & fill it with the New Sunsilk Straight Hair. So I went to her kit & emptied her previous sunsilk shampoo & started filling the new one.  Halfway through my experiment I realised that the sample sent by Indiblogger wouldn’t fill the whole bottle. So I had to run off to the nearest supermarket & get two bottles. As I did, another brilliant idea struck me & so I got an extra bottle with me. I got home & filled the bottle. Went downstairs & emptied my Moms & sisters shampoo bottles too & filled them with sunsilk straight hair. No they weren’t using sunsilk. What story could be better than shooting one bird with 3 arrows. 2 is better than one & 3 is the better than anything else coz Three is company Two(I already warned you about the weird examples)

And so I waited. The net had been cast & I waited for the fish to come to me. My wife came out after washing her hair. She looked at me & walked away without saying anything. I could see her admiring herself in the mirror. She was brushing her long hair slowly. I was just waiting for her comment about her hair & all of a sudden she asked me“How was your day baby” . Huh? I blabbered something which even I didn’t understand. Then she went off. What the hell was going on! I expected her to tell me that her hair felt unexpectedly good today. That didn’t happen!

Later at dinner I looked at all the 3 women. Their hair actually looked better & straighter & smoother! I don’t know if I was just my imagination though.  “I don’t know if it’s the weather but my hair feels sticky after the shower” My sister said. I looked up in shock. “Yes” My mom said”My hair feels rough too “. I didn’t know what to say! How the hell am I supposed to write a review of a product when its so bad! “Im having the same problem, Im having hair fall too” My wife said. My face fell! What have I done! I ruined their beautiful hair just coz of my greed!. I kept quiet & continued having my dinner. The script of the blog that I had written was all down the drain. My dreams were crushed like the Krushers in KFC. Why did I bother to take all this trouble, I could’ve just made up a story & written I thought to myself. An emotional song began playing in the background in my head to sum up the situation.

And you thought that you would change our shampoo & we wouldn’t even know!” My wife said & burst out laughing looking at my face. “You think we are that dumb, this is not a movie where such things happen?” My mom said with a grin on her face. I looked dumber than I actually am at that moment. They knew it all along, coz this aint a movie! “So you guys were simply pulling my leg?” I asked. “Yeah” My sister said. “The new shampoo is great. Our hair feels soft & silky” She said. “Yeah I’m, switching over to this one” My wife said. “It has a pleasant smell & hair the hair feels smooth & the split ends also are straightened out. ” She also said“Thank you for bringing it into my life, you are the greatest husband in the universe & you look hotter than John Abraham & Hrithik Roshan put together” Ok, she didn’t actually say it, but as I said men will be men

I was relieved. For my self that the story came out nice, & for sunsilk coz their product passed the test. Yuko Yamashita can breathe a sigh of relief too. Men will be men,  but women will always be one step ahead of them. My only thought as I pen this blog is, what would I have done if the product didn’t work & all their hair had fallen off! Congrats to Sunsilk for brining out a great product & yes, I used it too. Curiosity got the better of me!

DISCLAIMER – All the events depicted in the blog are fictitious. Any resemblance to any person is purely co-incidental. The author apologises any content of the blog has hurt anyones feelings

My wife, My Mom & My sister would use a product for me with their eyes closed so the exaggeration in the story is just to add to the humor.

To Indiblogger – You guys owe me two bottles of “NEW SUNSILK” bottles

This blog is an entry to SUNSILK PERFECT STRAIGHT conducted by

A HAIR Raising Night


The year was 1979. It was the year where India’s biggest movie awards ,the “GILLETTE FILMFAIR AWARDS” (not to be confused with the other less famous one) awards were to be hosted. It will also be remembered as the year of ‘hair raising’ experiences.

As is customary with the awards, they are usually hosted by two of the biggest stars of the time & this year was no different! The mantle of hosting the mother of all award shows was taken up by two superstars  of the time, Amitabh Bacchan & Rajesh Khanna. Amitabh was the angry young man ofcourse & he began the show hurling abuses at the directors of all the movies that bombed that year. Somehow he seemed to take it very personally. As always, he felt that such movies were an insult to the paying junta. He then abused the audience for laughing when he was making such a serious statement. Nobody knew if he was still in character or truly angry. That was the power of the man! Just when it looked like things were going to get out of hand his co-host came in singing ‘mere sapnon ki Rani’ on a horse. Yes! It was none other than our very own Rajesh Khanna(may his soul RIP). He knew how to make an entry. Amitji shook his head in disgust. Rajesh Khanna immediately got onto the stage & tried to calm him down with “baabbuumushai just chill chill, Havell’s  ka panka hai na.” And it magically worked! The audience didn’t laugh because that joke was 30 years too early

They began the show & all the audience was mesmerized to see their chemistry on stage. Alas! Their eyes fell onto their shirts from which their chest hair was popping out from the top. Now everytime they spoke it was as though the hair had a life of its own!. It swayed to the right when they moved left & it swayed to the left when they moved right. And it swayed all around when they were standing still! When Amitji was announcing the guests to announce the awards for the best Newcomer Male, Mithun Chakraborthy sitting in the audience felt “I wish he had opted for his hair removal”  But it was too late.

It was now time for the item number to be performed. When Rajesh Khanna announced that none other than sexy Helen would dance to a remix of all the item numbers of that year, the audience were on the edge of their seats. Amjad Khan didn’t seem to care, after all Basanti had already danced for him inspite of Veeru not willing! Helen began with the 1st slow number. Soon the audience began screaming “Monica , Monica” and as if on cue, the song was played. Helen removed her detachable pants & revealed her sexy legs in a mini skirt. But Alas! Her legs weren’t shaved! To this day the audience present there don’t know if she had forgotten or just didn’t bother! The legs that were supposed to look sexy now just seemed like two amazon jungles! Rekha sitting in the audience sighed to herself “I wish she had opted for her hair removal”. The only person who didn’t seem to mind at all was Shakthi Kapoor.

The night went on, the stars came and went. Vinod Khanna, Sharmila Tagore, Jaya Bachchan, Mumtaz, Jeethuji, Rishi Kapoor. Some to collect awards & some to give. A young Rameez Raja sitting in the audience was impressed by all the ‘telented’ actors. He thanked BAL Thackeray sitting next to him & said “Thank you for giving me an opportunity to be hair(here) & represent the cricketing community of Pakistan”. Somewhere there a young Shah Rukh Khan was telling his little friends” I will become the best some day & host the show cracking vulgar hair jokes” Anil Kapoor was sitting in the audience with his top button open & the entire audience was thinking “I wish he had opted for his hair removal

The night was drawing to a close & it was time to a close & the final show was a romantic dance between Dharmendra & Zeenath Aman. A superman of the times & and the other a sultry siren.Both of them were mesmerizing the audience. He with his incredible machoness & she with her grace & oomph(a popular word back in the 1970’s) As she was dancing close to him she saw him smile, not that magnetic smile of his but a sad one.She wondered what could be wrong in his personal life/ Unfortunately her eyes fell on his tummy hair protruding out through his center button. It was long & curly & seemed to call to her. She could feel it say “Basanthi , in kutthon ke saamne math naachna “ She immediately cringed & thought to herself ‘I wish he had opted for his hair removal’. What she didn’t realise was that he was smiling coz he had seen her armpit hair & the camera close to it & he was thinking “I wish she had opted for her hair removal” coz all that hair was blocking his face from the camera.

The show ended with the two hosts thanking the main sponsores GILLETTE. The CEO of Gillette came forward & thanked all the stars & audience & told them that after watching the show he was inspired to bring a brand new product into the market. He didn’t tell them what it was & they wondered what it could be…. Luckily we know what he was talking about.

DISCLAIMER- This post is a work of fiction. All the characters mentioned here are fictional. The author does not mean to hurt anybodys sentiments as everything is written to be read in good humor

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A Day To Remember Or Maybe Forget!!!

Reliving an old post! My 1st post ever 5 yrs back! :-) A real life incident :-D

It was a few weeks ago when I was still busy with exams & all of a sudden I got a call from my buddy Levin & he was like “dude come over to my place for lunch tomorrow”. I was excited “Whats the occasion” I asked. “Nothin special, Im cooking” was his answer. For a second I didnt know what to say. “U there??” he asked. I said “yeah yeah, U cooking????”. “Yes & be sure that u make it & I’ve called some other friends over too”. Relieved that there’ll be others to share the grief “Yeah sure” I said trying to sound excited & at the same time making a mental note to have a heavy breakfast the next morning.

I had to go to college so when I reached his place it was just a little late, but with plenty of time for lunch though. When i made it there finally I saw that the others were already there.

CHARACTERS- Binoy, Pearl, Karen, Relin & ofcourse Levin
THE SETTING – Levin’s  Dining Room

Of these people Binoy was an old friend from school, Karen was a friend from college & I was meeting Pearl & Relin for the 1st time.When I entered all these guys were sitting around the table & Levin was pain stakingly explaining a board game to them which they were about to play. I opted out of it(which i was really thankful for later!!). Looking at everyone’s faces I knew immediately that nobody could understand what the game was but everyone pretended with some even asking the occasional question. Nobody wants to look dumb you know.I made a prediction that Levin would win the game coz I was sure that no one else understood what the game was all about. Anyways they began playing & it went on for about an hour. Binoy had that determined look throughout. He wanted to win desperately even though he had no clue as to what was going on.Karen kept circulating some card to everyone throughout the game.Relin pretended to be enjoying & Pearl…Well she was’nt even pretending.She kept fiddling about with everything & yawning. Finally the game to an end and VOILA!! the winner was……..NOBODY….Huh?? Yeah you heard it right. Nobody won. The fact that even Levin couldnt manage to win even though he was playing against 4 people who had no clue as to what they were doing says something, doesnt it?? Then everyone blamed poor Relin saying that there was no winner coz she cheated during the game. Give me a break!!! How can u cheat in a game that you dont even know how to play in the first place?? . Well…she agreed that she cheated( which makes it all even more weird).

CHARACTERS- Well pretty much the same
THE SETTING – The Kitchen

Levin went into the kitchen to have a look at the “food”.We all began packing the game up. Suddenly Binoy realised what the game was actually about & began screaming “Now I understood the game”…huh?? I know its getting all too weird. So then we went into the kitchen


We were done with the game. Levin went into the kitchen. We all looked at each other. We knew that the time had come. Our worst fears were about to come true.The moment of truth. We were scared, we were confused,we were helpless. We were surely too young to….well not die but have a stomach ache or something( Do people die of stomach ache???).We looked at the main door. I knew that everyone had just one question in mind,”could i make a run for it?”. But we all knew that it was just not possible. Levin would get to us even before we would get halfway through the hall. Hungry, scared, dejected we made our way to the kitchen in a single file like Prisoners of War. There Levin was standing saying”everything looks good”. Everyone was standing far away waiting for the other to make the 1st move. Seeing that nobody else was coming forward I grabbed my plate & went first. I smiled to comfort the others( coz I remembered the movie Bhagath Singh).I went to the rice first. I grabbed the spoon to take the rice. I tapped the spoon with rice onto my plate.Nothing happened.’Tap’ again nothing happened.Then I scraped the spoon with another. ‘Splat ‘the rice fell on the plate. Now that was done I looked at the rest.Other items on the menu were palak paneer, curds & vegetables.I put everything in my plate , mustered up all the courage & put the first morsel in my mouth…….

Now after such a build up to the story im sure you must be expecting me to say that it was either very bad or very good. But here’s where a bit of anti-climax comes in. It was neither good nor bad.It was STRANGE. Strange because everything tasted absolutely the same, not similar.SAME!!. I mean u eat rice & then palak & then the vegetable & have a sip of water. SAME. Infact if we would run out of palak , it didnt matter coz you could make do with the rice.Everyting tasted the same afterall!!! Infact for the 1st time ever I realised that water had some taste. Everyone else started having their lunch silently. Levin still kept sayin “everything looks good”. Somebody(either Relin or Pearl) said there was a jar of pickle in the cabinet. Everyone ran to get some.I’ve never seen so much demand for pickle ever. Now atleast we have something that tasted diffferent. Well anyways somehow we managed to finish whatever was in our plates. I dont know what had gotten into Levin. He still kept saying” everything was good, nothing got wasted”….DUH!!!!

Well whatever it is , it was an experience(I didnt say good or bad). I also know that Levin wont stop trying. He’ll definitely call us all over to his place once again & TRY n cook again. Ill definitely go. Till then Im gonna enjoy & appreciate every meal that I have everyday.

Cricket Anyone? :-D

At the rate at which cricket & IPL is influencing people I would’nt be surprised if a few years from now kids would answer like this -

How many states in India?

Ans: 9

Name them.

Ans : Delhi Daredevils, Royal Challengers Bangalore, Mumbai Indians……

Who is the chief Minister of Karnataka?

Ans : Vijay Mallya

Who is the father of the nation?

Ans: Sachin Tendulkar

Who was Dada Saheb Phalke

Ans: Saurav Ganguly

Who built the Great wall of China?

Ans: Rahul Dravid

Name the Indians who struggled against the British

Ans: Raina, Laxman, Dhoni, Sehwag…..

If someone slaps you on one cheek…..?

Ans: Cry like how Sreesanth did when slapped by Harbajhan

When the going gets tough…..

Ans: Divert your mind by watching the cheerleaders

Who were the pioneers of the quit India Movement?

Ans: DLF

At which summit do the heads of India & Pakistan meet for peace talks?

Ans:  Once in 4 years at the World Cup

Between whom was the Kargil war fought?

Ans: Venkatesh Prasad & Aamir Sohail

Which is our National Anthem?

Ans: Korbo lorbo jeeth bore….

Who attained enlightenment  under the Bodhi tree?

Ans: Navjoth Singh Siddhu

Who was the 1st woman cricketer?

Ans: Geoffrey Boycott’s mother

Where was the 2nd World War fought?

Ans: Sharjah

Oh The Woes Of Social Networking!!!!!

10:00 PM

It had been a hard day at the office. Deadlines, deadlines & more deadlines. It seemed never ending. Edward was finally at home away from all the madness. Its now time for the best part of the day… Social Networking!!! A term unheard of a few years back but now an indispensible part of his life. He logs on to Facebook & Twitter. His eyes move to the red flag… all he wants to know is how many updates he’s had & from whom!

He checks his updates. He’s disappointed. The “Friendship Request” he sent Michelle a colleague who worked on the floor above was still not accepted. He wondered why. Was she angry with the request? Not that she had any reason to accept it coz frankly speaking they weren’t friends. They hadn’t even spoken to each other, except a glance or two but even so, she had to accept it!! It would be a an insult of social networking proportions if she didn’t. He cursed all the girls in the world all the while checking the new pics uploaded by those of the opposite gender.

9:00 AM( Next Morning)

Edward entered the office. He looked around, but nobody seemed to be bothered that he was there. He made a mental note to spam them all with FARMVILLE requests. Nothing could be more irritating than asking someone to feed your cow 5 times a day.He walked over to his cabin. On the way he saw Loreen, another employee… she looked a li’l low but that was understandable coz she had put an inverted smiley as her status msg last night. 150 ppl had commented on it but Loreen had’nt replied. Edward cursed her, if she didn’t want anyone to know why she was sad why did she have to put up that status in the 1st place! He had wasted an hour waiting for her reply to the 150 comments from everybody but it never came. He sat down at his table wanting some coffee but he didn’t dare touch it coz someone had put up last night on FB that coffee might contain radioactive material coz it may have come from Japan. Edward wasn’t gonna take any chances!!


Edward gets bored & logs in to Facebook. There were now 200 comments on Loreen’s status but still no reply from her. How come girls get so many comments? Nobody would bother if he said that he was gonn kill himself but 200 people are worried about this girls smiley. Meanwhile there’s a new development, that really got him excited. Michelle’s status said “Single Again” “OMG! THE Michelle is single again, he had been praying for that to happen for a year now. “ This has to be best news ever” he said aloud. There were already 15 guys asking her “what happened” & “Im here for you babe”  & Edward knew that  this was opportunity so he posted “ Tough times never last but tough people do” It didn’t make sense but he was too excited to think it over. He wondered if she would be impressed. In the next minute she “LIKED” what he posted & he was over the moon. He wondered what she liked about it coz he himself didn’t know what he meant. “Who cares, she likes it & that’s what matters” he thought

12:28 PM

After talking to 15 clients & solving all their problems, FB needed him again. 45 notifications! He jumped with joy wondering who had sent him so many messages only to realize that it was just another 45 guys replying to Michelle’s relationship status. He was angry. He called them all vultures & threw all the fishes of fishville at them but only in his mind. He decided to ignore Michelle. Still no sign of Susan though. “I wonder whats taking her so long to accept the he request “  He wondered. He checked that there were new pictures uploaded by his colleague. It was a party at his place house. Michelle & Susan were both there along with many other familiar faces from the office. Edward fumed. How dare they not invite him & promptly put him in his ‘ignore’ list. He then spammed him with Cityville updates.

2:00 PM

Afternoon at the office was a drag especially after a heavy lunch.  He wondered what was happening in the world of social networking. He logged in. He decided that it was time he draw some attention to himself. After thinking a lot he posted ‘ Work is killing, don’t think I can survive another day’… he waited. No comments. 10 mins…no comments, 20 mins…no comments. Cursing everyone he decided to poke Ajay. He poked back… “Oh so he is online & yet didn’t comment on my status”.  He decided to exact revenge & opened Mafia Wars & after spending 15 mins on it trying to kill him ended up losing 50,000 Mafia dollars. Nothing was going right today, the FB fortune cookie was right today when it said “You’re gonna fight a losing battle” He thought he’ll divert his mind with work.

3:18 PM

He looked up from his papers which had kept him busy for the last hour or so. Still no comments on his status. Something else caught his eye. Tania!!!! Her status said “Parents leaving to Canada, home alone for a week” He jumped with joy off his chair & landed on the floor. Heads turned towards him & he sheepishly got back on his chair. Tania was one of the office hotties & though he had never spoken to her he felt he had a chance. He immediately commented “Want some company?”.  Just then he saw that Ajay had answered a quiz which declared that he’s soulmate was Susan !!!! WTF!!! “ 1st he doesn’t comment on my status, then he makes me lose my Mafia money & now this!!!” The nerve of the guy! Edward answered the same quiz.  Result – Ajay was his soulmate.

5:12 PM

Just done with tea break after a grueling session. Again no Coffee for him, stupid Earthquake in Japan, all the bad things happen to him only. Edward eagerly logs on to FB! YES!!!! 8 updates… he wondered how many girls commented on his status. But alas there was only one comment & … Joseph with his reply “Don’t die today dude, tomorrow is Sunday. Monday wud be better coz we’d get a holiday the next day”  Edward made a mental note to raid his farm later. Also the coffe thing was a hoax by some sadist geek who thought that it was funny. Still no news from Susan. Still no comment from Michelle & still Tania didn’t invite him home! Edward felt like he was fighting a losing battle against humanity. And Ajay still was his soulmate. Edward decided to never to use FB again!

7:00 PM

Edward decided to use Facebook again. He logged in. Antony had sent him a heart. Weird , geeky Antony. He deleted it & removed Antony from his friends list. Everything remained status quo. Except for one thing. Michelle had posted a link to her blog. Edward jumped on it. He read for what seemed an eternity at the end of which all he understood was that Michelle was single again. But that was something he already knew this morning. Oh what a waste of time! He superpoked her partly coz he was irritated & partly to get her to reply to him. He also had to delete 20 farmville requests, apparently he wasn’t the only one who spammed others with them. People were leaving the office silently.  Mafia killer Ajay, then weird Antony, Masochist Susan, Home alone Tania & single Michelle all made their way out with host of others. Nobody seemed to be talking. Why talk when you can chat on Facebook.

10:00 PM

The day has come to an end & Edward wants to have one last look at FB (one last look for the day that is) Ajay has “LIKED” his status. The nerve of the guy! Edward threw a pig at him. Michelle had changed her relationship status to “In a relationship” …. WTF that was the shortest breakup ever. Tania had put up that she was having the best time ever. Apparently now she wasn’t home alone…. And Susan had sent him a msg asking “Do I know you?” Edward decided never to use FB again & deactivated his account.

11:00 PM

Edward reactivates his account……….

Some Amusing Stuff

Now there are some things that you never get to see sitting at home. A 3 layered Coffee, A truck wheely & One of a kind Hotel Restaurant :-D Simple & yet curious…

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Weekly Photo Challenge: (Boundaries- Separated)

I was going through the “The Daily Post” on WordPress & came across the various challenges put up. I must admit that I’d been on a long break from blogging & so pleasantly surprised & also thrilled with the activities on WordPress

The moment I saw the “photo challenge” with the BOUNDARIES theme I had to put up this pic which I had clicked around a year ago. Its from a small coffee shop in a village. “3 layered coffee” is what we used to call it… 3 layers without boundaries?? :-)

The Fishing Trip- Remembering that day :-)

This was a blog that I had written on my other blog site abt 3 yrs back,on September 22nd 07 to be precise.It was infact one of the 1st things I had ever written so I thought that i would re live it once more :-) Here goes

Sunday!!!A day to relax… Some like to just take a walk, some of us just prefer to sit & relax, some sleep, & some just watch TV. Afterall you’ve had a long week & a sunday is a welcome break. Having said that there are also some who go fishing! Coz its relaxing? Fun? I dunno. I’m no fisherman! And it wasn’t my idea…well if you’ve been reading this space I don’t need to tell you whose idea it was. You’ll know by now.

Anyways it was not him but his bro who came up with the plan this time (runs in the family).Now what do you say to someone who msgs you at 9 on a Sunday morning asking ” dude are you in the mood for fishing”…Yeah right!! Like I get up in the morning & think “Today I need to catch some fish” And how do you actually get into the fishing mood? Do you look at fishes? Smell maybe? Or just go and watch the ANIMAL PLANET or something? Well if you are trying to solve all these questions then you need to get a life coz I jus said “Yes” when he asked me if I wanted to come…Why? Well “HAVE YOU TRIED FISHING?” No right? That’s why!

So I reached Levin’s place at about 11 & I see that we or rather he’s fully prepared. He had the fishing rods, clips, the bait etc in one hand & a Gunda in the other. So I see that we have a team of fishermen now. Levin’s bro who was the boss (BIG FISH) for the day, Levin, Gunda(Kevin) , Noel & yours truly. Now with Levin’s bro you can never say whether he’s excited or anything coz he hardly shows any emotion, especially when he’s with us, Levin is hyper whenever we try something new somewhat like me, Gunda was worried that he didn’t know swimming & kept saying to himself “I will not fall in into the water” over & over again coz he knew that if he did, none of us would bother to try n rescue him & Noel ….well Noel, he seemed least bothered. He was more worried about carrying water bottles & an umbrella. For some reason he believed that he was gonna die of thirst at the beach (That itself shows how much experience he has ).

Anyways we finally set off to our destination. You could feel the excitement in the car…Well not really. Everyone already seemed to be missing their Sunday routine I guess. Anyways we reached & set off in search of a nice spot with our “fishing gear”(sounds cool to say it now)… A “nice spot” has nothing to do with the fishes. Its  one where the guys wont slip off & fall into the water coz only Colin (Levin’s bro)& I know how to swim. So we found the spot… & we got to work. Levin seemed very disappointed coz he thought that we were gonna be fishing on a boat. Levin…dude to go on a boat we first need to have a boat!!! Did you think that a boat would pop out from nowhere? Colin immediately got down to business setting up the bait & stuff. Once he told me what exactly was to be done I got to work in all earnest. Afterall that’s what we came there for. Levin & Gunda too tried their best for sometime. Noel…well Noels philosophy in life seemed to be “ why bother when there are others to do the work” So he simply sat there with his umbrella open to shield him from the sun!!!(and ofcourse his dear water bottles)Talk about being outdoors!!! Anyways what happened for the next 2 & half hours is hard to explain. We changed d spots, we changed the styles, we changed the positions but the fishes just wouldn’t come. Whats worse is that we could all see them moving around right in front of us almost as if they were taunting us. Finally two of our brilliant brains got frustrated & decided to take matter into their own hands. Both of them(Gunda & Levin)decided to get into the water & try n somehow catch the fish without the rods!. What followed was stupidity for the next 20 mins. Both were stuck on the slippery rocks & that too in weird positions. And when I mean weird positions I mean WEIRD. You had to be there to know what I’m talking about. They were even attracting a crowd which was pretty embarrassing for the rest of us. They moved as if they just received a couple of lo blows. Gunda walks on solid ground with some difficulty so you can imagine what he was doing in water. The highpoint of stupidity came when he went in search of fish with a plastic in hand(he was planning on using it to catch the fish!), slipped & fell. It was hilarious…Poor Gunda actually thought that he was gonna drown in water which was 4 feet deep. Infact it was so hilarious that the fishes which were eluding us till then stopped around him to laugh & then disappeared again. He now knows exactly what the sea water tastes like! In between all this I felt a pull on the fishing rod & I knew that this was it!!! I managed to out smart the guys & catch something 1st. I pulled & the thing wouldnt budge. Oh yeah ….a really big one. Called Gunda for help & then finally realised that it was no big fish.Infact it wasnt even a small fish. It was just that the bait was stuck in between the rocks(Now you are happy Gunda?)All this while our boss Colin had quietly sneaked out to a safe distance & was watching all the fun.. He knew that his weekend was already a hit watching these bunch of losers fish. You could actually see him laugh wickedly in the background. I think he was pretending that he was not with us now that everyone was watching sliding Levin, drowning Gunda, clueless Ryan & Mr Umbrella boy.

After 2 & a half hours we finally realized that weren’t close enough to be good fishermen, infact someone was not close enough to be even called a man .We finally decided to call it a day . My sensitive skin was already burning from the sun. All of us were sad & dejected & made our way back to the car. Not really……we always knew that we weren’t gonna catch anything right form the beginning. Noel knew that he wasn’t even gonna try. The only person who was disappointed & ashamed was Gunda coz he had already told all the very few gals he knew that he would be fishing & that he wouldn’t come back without atleast one fish. We all know that it ain’t  gonna happen anymore ….So all the best to him. Levin will live to fish another day. Noel will live coz of the water & umbrella but no fishing for sure.Me ofcourse will definitely be there next time too. Whatever said & done it was truly a fun experience. Will definitely let you guys know how the next one goes coz there definitely is gonna be a next one, only if you are interested… Like you have a choice!!!…Take care