All In A Days Work- Part 1
I was sitting all by myself (for reasons known only to a few) when I suddenly wondered “what would happen if all our gang members were present at the same time” Coz right now we dont seem to be able to get everyone together at the same time. Well I guess it would be something like this
7:00AM(Sunday morning)
Levin: WAAAAAAAADDDDUUUPPPP!Dude wake up,wat you doin in bed so long?
Ryan: (still in bed) huh? Who is this?
Levin: You fu***r, Its me,get your lazy ass out of bed,lets have a guys day out today,a day of fun, a day of party!!!
Ryan: (Still dazed)”Is this Levin?”
Levin:Yeah you fu***r….. are you all set to chiggy wiggy? 
Ryan: Dude, its sunday.Lets just all sit at home & relax.
Levin: Get ready in half an hour,we’ll pick you up.
(Levin to Kevin)
Levin: Fu***r what you doin? We are havin an all day party.Get ready
Kevin: Fu***r you only. I cant get ready so soon,Im cleaning my car.
Levin:How long will it take?
Kevin: One & a half hour
Levin: WTF! I dont even take that long to have a bath for a week put together!I dont care.Come home in half an hour or else we’ll leave you & go
(Levin to Sunny)
Levin: Dude we are gonna have an all day party today.
10 minutes later Sunny is at Levins place
(Ryan to Sudeep)
Ryan:Hey Levin said that we’re having an all day party,Asked me to inform you.Get ready
Sudeep: Ill be ready in 2 minutes dude.Ill come to your place,we’ll go in my car!
One n half hour later-still no sign of him
(Ryan to Rohit)
Ryan:Hey Rohit it seems we are having a day out
Rohit: Did he say where?I have no issues,I jus have some work to be done & after that we are good to go
(Levin to Anil)
Levin: Pinto…WAAAADDDUUPPP…..We are having a day spend.
Anil:Yeah cool,Ill just have to tell at home that I have to go to Kerala on work.
2 hours later finally in the car…
Levin:WWWAAAADDDuUUUpp ppl! Lets party!
Rohit:Where are we going
Levin: Oktober fest for a day!!! Wooooooohooooo
Kevin: Yeah awesome even though I didnt understand what you just said.
Sudeep: Its now or never….come hold me tight, kiss me my darling, be mine tonight.
Levin: Do you think we should’ve called some girls along?
Ryan:Yeah I think you should’ve coz everytime Tang sees the 3 of us together he goes into the Kela song.
Kevin:huhhuhuhhu scooby dooby dooo oo huhuhhuhu
Rohit: ok you dimwits before we end up spending the morning in the car I propose that we go to the zoo in the morning, beach in the evening & hit the club at night
Kevin: Rohit said “propose” huhuhuh scoobydooby doooo huhuh
Sunny: We’ll go to Virgin Beach!!!!
Sudeep: Tujhe kaalen re virgin virgin
Levin: I know you want me, You know I want ya….I know you want meeeeeee…
Sudeep:We should’ve called that girl Michelle
Anil:Who’s that?
Kevin:She’s that fair girl man, stays in urva, Lawrence Lobos daughter, wears all deep clothes n all, her boyfriend was that Tony.Now he left her & is running behind Janet.Janet is Chris’s sister, she was in your college only, 1 yr junior, how come you dont know.
Rohit just stares with is mouth wide open…Database is undoubtedly up to date
Levin:Lets all dress up as different animals & go to the zoo
Kevin:You dress up as a CA…Oh sorry you still arent one no
Rohit: He’ll dress up as a cock
Sudeep: Ill dress up as Kevin
Anil: What rubbish,I dont want any of my relatives to see me there dressed up like a weirdo.Lets just go normally.
Ryan:Lets not go to the zoo, it’ll be hot there & my skin is too sensitive, Ill get sunburnt.
Kevin:Yabbbaa…huhuhuhuhu scooby dooooo huhuhuh….
Finally we somehow reach the zoo…
Pictures are taken.Rohit being the all knowledgeable one gives all the explanations.Kevin keeps laughing,Ryan is afraid of the snake pit.Sunny as usual is very interested & watches & listens keenly.Anil is quiet.Sudeep keeps saying that the Tigers in US are much better & that ******* is a bitch. Levin keeps wondering why there arent any chicks around.Sunny wants to know why some tigers are white & some are yellow.The word tiger reminds Ryan about someone special.Rohit is totally busy clicking pics wid his Nikon, Anil seems busy on the phone texting someone, dont know who…actually we all know who.Kevin & Sudeep are busy comparing US & Australian bears. Sudeep says that the US bears are “Uniquely masculine with a hint of feminity sometimes grothesque but very amicable”. Kevin doesnt understand a word. He replies saying “Australian bears are big & black in color”.Levin tells everyone that the he read in the papers today that the tigers in assam are extinct which according to him is some kind of a co-incidence.All are exhausted within 2 hours coz we arent exactly the fittest guys around.Our idea of work is sitting & planning out a party. 
Sudeep:Where do we go for lunch?
Kevin:Abhiman
Sunny: Dinky Dine
Rohit:Meena’s
Ryan:Village
Anil:Summer Castle
Levin: Bluewaters
Obviously you know which one is ignored 1st.
So Meena’s it is to have some fish & mainly coz its our boss Rohit’s suggestion.
This is what everyone is seriously thinking….
Rohit:”These morons will do anything I say.”
Kevin:”Thank God we are going to Meena’s or else these people order the seafood platter & salads in other restaurants & make me pay,I know Im an Australian & that I have lotsa money but I need to save it for my flat screen tv & BMW”
Levin:”Meena’s? WTF….. This Meena better be one hot chick so that going there would be worthwhile
Ryan “I wonder what Anil is thinking”
Anil “Blank”
Sudeep: “Im come from US & these fools are making me eat in a gooodangadi”
Sunny : “Im gonna have anjaal fry”
So we all head to Meena’s & sit down for a nice meal.
END OF PART 1…..PART 2 COMING SOON
P.S- 1)ALL CHARACTERS OTHER THAN 6 MAIN PROTAGONISTS ARE FICTIONAL.ANY RESEMBLANCE TO A PERSON LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY CO-INCIDENTAL
2)”huhuhuhu scoobydooby dooo huhuhu” is Kevins laugh(For all those who dont know that)
3)Places mentioned here arent fictional 
4)Pictures are only to show you who the protagonists are.
Baby Thoughts
Life seems to be pretty hectic these days. I wake up early in the morning…well not exactly early but early enough to be called early. I rush through with the morning routine with barely a glance at the newspaper which I so religiously go through otherwise & rush to the hospital ….. All coz Im posted in the Labour Theatre & I have to be there at 8 sharp coz God forbid there be a delivery.
And once you get there finally life seems to be a drag. You monitor , monitor & MONITOR! And then ofcourse relax in the air conditioned Interns Lounge. Hey come to think of it life ain’t that bad there after all! Except for the poor screaming women that is….. and jus when you think that you can fall asleep comes that one screaming woman who’ll scare the daylights out of you…..
And then you go through the routine…. Monitor, preparation, scrub, drape & PUSH PUSH PUSH…. Not me, her!! After what seems to be ages, again for her comes that deep breath of relief when a crying baby is finally out…. It’s a boy! And a healthy one at that…. He’s quickly suctioned & taken to the incubator where he’s checked thoroughly & later given his 1st bath….. wrapped in whites, looking all fresh you cant help but admire this li’l handsome boy
I look at him lying there so innocently with an occasional sigh blissfully unaware of everything around him. Ignorance is definitely bliss. I wonder if I should tell him that life ain’t gonna be like this always. That its all gonna go downhill from here on. Once he’s out of this cozy incubator which now seems to be his world, he’ll have problems galore. He’ll be crying & for a while no one would know why. Being nude won’t be cute after a while. There’ll be school & then worry about math, worry about that bully in class who’s gonna make his life miserable, that teacher who’s gonna find fault with him for everything. Should I tell him that he’ll have to worry about his grades or that there’s gonna be that so called BAD company that he’ll have to stay away from. Maybe I should tell him that he’ll have a friend who’ll backstab him or that girl who made him a million promises will one day just walk away making him feel worthless. Should I tell him that this is a competitive world & to survive he’ll have to be as ruthless & as selfish as the others .I can tell him that hard work rarely pays & being selfish is the only way to make it big around here.Every step in life is nothing but filled with problems & that he’ll one die either of stress or due to all d junk food that he ate to beat the stress or his nagging wife 
He shivers, moves a li’l & lets out a small cry. He’s reading my thoughts I guess. I feel sad…. Maybe I should tell him the good things. Life ain’t that bad afterall right. His loving parents would see that he has everything that he could ever ask for. Schools gonna be a great place learn, meet new friends & it’ll be the best phase of his life, He’s gonna study hard… he wouldn’t have to worry about the bully coz he can stand up to anybody. I can tell him about those friends who’ll always be there for him no matter what, they’ll be his partners in crime & also pillars of support. Heartbreak or no,a wonderful girl will come into his life who’ll hold his hand & make him feel the luckiest guy in the world. I can tell him that he’ll have. I should remind him that there’ll be a lotta pressure but the trick is to be confident enough to deal with them all. I can tell him that the world is competitive one but he doesn’t have to be a part of it, he can make an identity of his own.
He smiles… he likes the idea I can tell or maybe he just thinks that I look funny…. I decide not to tell him anything. He’ll learn on his own, afterall there’s no fun in watching a movie if you already know whats gonna happen
New York – More Than A Movie
I went to watch the movie NEW YORK thinking it would be one of those masala entertainers & ofcourse coz Katrina was there in it too. I mean who woulnt want to see her on the huge screen. The movie didnt end up being one of those brainless entertainers but one of the most thought provoking movies ever. A total moneys worth. 
Halfway through the movie when you listen to John narrating the torture he had to go through in those “detention camps” makes you cringe. I’ve read a lot of this in Friedrich Forsyth & John Grisham’s books but to actually see it being potrayed on the screen makes it seem much much more brutal.
Which brings me to the controversial thought which we all had when we came out of the theatre. Was terrorism justified if those so called terrorists were subjected to such inhuman torture? Mind you i know this was a movie but the fact remains that stuff like this happens all the time. Everyone knows about the infamous Guantanamo Bay. Is it fair to put innocent people through such agony & then let them go for the “lack of evidence”?
You just cant expect a normal human being to forget it all. You are cruisin down the street in your car & suddenly a policeman stops & asks you for your liscene which you dont have one you. He asks you to pay the fine. Dont you just get so so so wild with him. Dont you abuse him once you are at a safe distance from him? Imagine being tortured & treated worse than an animal for a considerbale lenght of time. Will you smile & accept the fact that they are “sorry”? Wont you harbour so much hate that you’d wanna do the same thing that was dished out to you? Its they who create the terrorists & then fight them! Not all of them but a lot of them. Terrorism has no place here & Im in no ways justifying it BUT every terrorist out there isnt someone who was born a terrorist. 
My only question of interest would be “would you have been happy if the Sameer in the movie had pressed the button & triggered the bomb”? 
List of the Torrents Sites
Here’s a list of the all the torrent sites. The choice is endless Note that I havent put them in any particular order. Will re arrange them according to the order of preference at a later date. For now check them out & judge for yourself. I’ve provided direct links to them so that you can click on them to visit the sites.
For those who dont know how to use torrents, refer my other post: ALL ABOUT TORRENTS in this same category
1) Isohunt
2) Demonoid.com
4) Bitsoup
5) Torrentz.com
6) Btjunkie
7) Btmon
8 ) Extratorrent.com
10) Torrent Pond
12) Torrentbox
13) Youtorrent.com
14) Mininova
15) Meganova
16) Torrents.to
17) Torrentportal
18) Torrentscan.com
20) Bittorrent.com
